Dowwe Dolla: Nou of Nooit

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Drostdy Theatre
Saturday, 14 August 2021 08:15pm
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Saturday, 14 August 2021 08:15pm

(Presented in Afrikaans)


Dowwe Dolla: Nou of Nooit

Dolla is op pad na die hartjie van die wynland om finaal koebaai te sê: Eintlik het sy beplan om einde 2020 haar stiletto's op te hang en haar lollie op Gumtree te verkoop, maar antie Corona en haar niggie Nkosozana het haar koebaai-waai effe vertraag tot einde 2021.
"Wokeness" staan sterk en kunstenaars is sonder werk, Cyril se paddas is in die pot en Ace is besig om te plot. Eskom se volgende reddingspakket is 'n hamper met Blitz & Charcoal, Woolies verkoop nou ratel-vriendelike heuning, Dolla is meer as 21 jaar in die bedryf en Ouma Dowe Dolla kom vir n lang kuier ...wat alles beteken Suid Afrika is in groter moeilikheid as wat ons besef het.
Dinge sal moet verander, dis nou of nooit!

Met Margit Meyer-Rödenbeck en Coenraad Rall (op klavier)
Teks en regie: Jurgen Human

Geen onder 16 jaar, aangesien Ouma Dowe Dolla nie 'n wag voor die mond het nie.

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(Presented in Afrikaans)

Dowwe Dolla: Nou of Nooit

Dolla is en route to the heart of the wine lands to bid her final farewells. Her plan was to hang up her stilettos en sell her lollipop on Gumtree at the end of 2020, but Auntie Corona and her cousin Nkosozana delayed her final wave until the end of 2021.
"Wokeness" is strong and artists are without work, Cyril's frogs are in the boiler and Ace is plotting. Eskom's next bailout is only a hamper with fire starters and charcoal and Woolies is selling alternative honey. After 21 years in the industry, Granny Dolla is popping in for a long visit - this could only mean one thing. We are in more trouble than we thought.
Things need to change - it's now, or never!

Starring Margit Meyer-Rödenbeck and Coenraad Rall (on piano)
Text and direction by Jurgen Human

Please note: no under 16s allowed - Granny Dolla doesn't hold back!

  • 50% capacity.
  • Sanitization station: Hand sanitizer, temperature measured, contact details in register.
  • Posters with protocol in theatre.
  • Hand sanitizer in bathrooms.
  • Social distancing maintained.
  • Compulsory wearing of masks.

  • (Government Guidelines - please be guided by your own health status)



No under 16

Price

R180.00

Duration

1 hours 30 min with online sales stopping on show start
1

Artists

Margit Meyer-Rodenbeck en Coenraad Rall

Refunds And Cancellations

You may cancel any booking submitted to us for tickets that have not yet been issued to you at any time prior to the date of the event to which such booking pertains by sending a cancellation notice to info@computicket.com or calling our Customer Care Centre on +27 (0)11 340 8000 or 0861 915 8000. You may also cancel and return any issued tickets acquired from us at any time prior to the scheduled date of the event to which they apply by handing in your tickets at any of our Money Market kiosks. When you cancel your booking or return your tickets you must provide us with the relevant booking number. Following receipt of your booking cancellation or returned tickets, we will refund you the face value paid for the relevant tickets (or, if a discounted ticket, then instead the discounted ticket price paid), provided that reasonable cancellation charges as determined by the Event Organiser may be charged and deducted from such refund. Unless otherwise stipulated by the Event Organiser and depending on the prevailing circumstances the following cancellation charges may apply:
- If the cancellation occurs more than 30 days prior to the event a 15% cancellation fee will apply;
- If the cancellation occurs less than 30 but more than 7 days prior to the event a 50% cancellation fee will apply;
- If the cancellation occurs less than 7 days prior to the event a 100% cancellation fee will apply;
- Notwithstanding the aforesaid, if you can provide us with suitable documentary proof that a person in whose name a ticket was booked will not be able to attend the event because of his/her death and/or hospitalisation, no cancellation fee will apply in respect of the cancellation of such person`s ticket.

Exchanges And Upgrades

Exchanges and upgrades allowed for this event. No downgrades

Ticket Collection

Please collect your tickets at any Computicket store or at any Shoprite, Checkers, Checkers Hyper, House and Home or at selected OK Furniture and Usave stores. Credit cards used to make the booking must be presented when collecting the tickets.
Tickets may not be collected by a third party. The card used to make the booking must be presented when collecting tickets. Patrons need to present a passport or ID document at the collection point.

Prohibited

Drugs, weapons, alcohol, own alcohol, recording equipment, cooler box, gazebos, bottles, umbrellas and braais

Refreshments And Meals

Cash bar and refreshments available at venue

Address

Cnr Alexander St & Bird St, Stellenbosch, 7599, WC, ZA

Parking

On street parking available at venue

Disabled Facilities

Disabled seats are in Row A & B, seats 1 & 20.
Venue is not wheelchair friendly. Venue has special parking and toilet facilities for disabled patrons.

Gps Co-ordinates

-33.935858,18.858715

(Presented in Afrikaans)


Dowwe Dolla: Nou of Nooit

Dolla is op pad na die hartjie van die wynland om finaal koebaai te sê: Eintlik het sy beplan om einde 2020 haar stiletto's op te hang en haar lollie op Gumtree te verkoop, maar antie Corona en haar niggie Nkosozana het haar koebaai-waai effe vertraag tot einde 2021.
"Wokeness" staan sterk en kunstenaars is sonder werk, Cyril se paddas is in die pot en Ace is besig om te plot. Eskom se volgende reddingspakket is 'n hamper met Blitz & Charcoal, Woolies verkoop nou ratel-vriendelike heuning, Dolla is meer as 21 jaar in die bedryf en Ouma Dowe Dolla kom vir n lang kuier ...wat alles beteken Suid Afrika is in groter moeilikheid as wat ons besef het.
Dinge sal moet verander, dis nou of nooit!

Met Margit Meyer-Rödenbeck en Coenraad Rall (op klavier)
Teks en regie: Jurgen Human

Geen onder 16 jaar, aangesien Ouma Dowe Dolla nie 'n wag voor die mond het nie.

__________________________________________________________________________________________

(Presented in Afrikaans)

Dowwe Dolla: Nou of Nooit

Dolla is en route to the heart of the wine lands to bid her final farewells. Her plan was to hang up her stilettos en sell her lollipop on Gumtree at the end of 2020, but Auntie Corona and her cousin Nkosozana delayed her final wave until the end of 2021.
"Wokeness" is strong and artists are without work, Cyril's frogs are in the boiler and Ace is plotting. Eskom's next bailout is only a hamper with fire starters and charcoal and Woolies is selling alternative honey. After 21 years in the industry, Granny Dolla is popping in for a long visit - this could only mean one thing. We are in more trouble than we thought.
Things need to change - it's now, or never!

Starring Margit Meyer-Rödenbeck and Coenraad Rall (on piano)
Text and direction by Jurgen Human

Please note: no under 16s allowed - Granny Dolla doesn't hold back!

  • 50% capacity.
  • Sanitization station: Hand sanitizer, temperature measured, contact details in register.
  • Posters with protocol in theatre.
  • Hand sanitizer in bathrooms.
  • Social distancing maintained.
  • Compulsory wearing of masks.

  • (Government Guidelines - please be guided by your own health status)



No under 16

Price

R180.00

Duration

1 hours 30 min with online sales stopping on show start
1

Artists

Margit Meyer-Rodenbeck en Coenraad Rall

Refunds And Cancellations

You may cancel any booking submitted to us for tickets that have not yet been issued to you at any time prior to the date of the event to which such booking pertains by sending a cancellation notice to info@computicket.com or calling our Customer Care Centre on +27 (0)11 340 8000 or 0861 915 8000. You may also cancel and return any issued tickets acquired from us at any time prior to the scheduled date of the event to which they apply by handing in your tickets at any of our Money Market kiosks. When you cancel your booking or return your tickets you must provide us with the relevant booking number. Following receipt of your booking cancellation or returned tickets, we will refund you the face value paid for the relevant tickets (or, if a discounted ticket, then instead the discounted ticket price paid), provided that reasonable cancellation charges as determined by the Event Organiser may be charged and deducted from such refund. Unless otherwise stipulated by the Event Organiser and depending on the prevailing circumstances the following cancellation charges may apply:
- If the cancellation occurs more than 30 days prior to the event a 15% cancellation fee will apply;
- If the cancellation occurs less than 30 but more than 7 days prior to the event a 50% cancellation fee will apply;
- If the cancellation occurs less than 7 days prior to the event a 100% cancellation fee will apply;
- Notwithstanding the aforesaid, if you can provide us with suitable documentary proof that a person in whose name a ticket was booked will not be able to attend the event because of his/her death and/or hospitalisation, no cancellation fee will apply in respect of the cancellation of such person`s ticket.

Exchanges And Upgrades

Exchanges and upgrades allowed for this event. No downgrades

Ticket Collection

Please collect your tickets at any Computicket store or at any Shoprite, Checkers, Checkers Hyper, House and Home or at selected OK Furniture and Usave stores. Credit cards used to make the booking must be presented when collecting the tickets.
Tickets may not be collected by a third party. The card used to make the booking must be presented when collecting tickets. Patrons need to present a passport or ID document at the collection point.

Prohibited

Drugs, weapons, alcohol, own alcohol, recording equipment, cooler box, gazebos, bottles, umbrellas and braais

Refreshments And Meals

Cash bar and refreshments available at venue

Address

Cnr Alexander St & Bird St, Stellenbosch, 7599, WC, ZA

Parking

On street parking available at venue

Disabled Facilities

Disabled seats are in Row A & B, seats 1 & 20.
Venue is not wheelchair friendly. Venue has special parking and toilet facilities for disabled patrons.

Gps Co-ordinates

-33.935858,18.858715

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